http://www.juju.org/articles/2004/09/15/amus-talking-worm en-us 40 Sufficiently Advanced Technology <p>Uh oh, the viruses and worms are starting to evolve. I'm telling you, they're just a few steps away from becoming sentient. <a href="http://news.com.com/Worm+speaks+to+Windows+users/2100-7349_3-5363988.html?tag=nl">This one</a> uses the speech engine in Windows XP to say the following:</p> <blockquote>How are you. I am back. My name is Mr. Hamsi. I am seeing you. Haaaaaaaa. You must come to Turkey. I am cleaning your computer. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. 0. Gule gule.</blockquote> <p>Bonus points for the first worm that starts out by saying "In A.D. 2101 War was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us">beginning</a>."...</p> Wed, 15 Sep 2004 11:57:29 -0400 urn:uuid:d7c6d28bf901d2514b4157b3974d9176 Tony Buser http://www.juju.org/articles/2004/09/15/amus-talking-worm Funny Technology Internet http://www.juju.org/articles/trackback/315