Amusing Spam

Tony Buser — Sun, 23 Feb 2003 19:17:07 -0500

Believe it or not I get well over 1000 spam emails a month. I've been on the internet too long and have been way too careless about how and what I register for. I mean I've been using the same email address for the past 8 years. I must be on every single spam list on the planet by now. Thank god for programs like Spamassassin, Vipul's Razor, and DCC. With them I usually only get maybe 1 or 2 spams in my inbox a day. Unfortunately with all this protection I occasionally miss out on real gems of stupidity. Today I was going through my filed spam to make sure it didn't catch anything I wanted when I found the following product that claims to:

* Reduce the amount of sleep you need * Cause wounds to heal faster * Lose weight while your sleeping * Become less winded when excersizing * Put color back in grey hair * Grow hair back where it had once fallen out * Tighten skin * Strengthen bones * Body builders - use this to build your muscles quicker .........The List truly goes on and on.......... As seen on NBC, CBS, CNN, and Oprah! The health discovery that actually reverses aging symptoms without dieting or exercise! This PROVEN FDA approved discovery has been reported on by the New England Journal of Medicine - don't just take our word for it.

Holy shit! Seriously, it does all that. Who believes this stuff? Oprah does, so it must be real right? All it needs to do is copy DVDs and give you a free college degree and I think it would do what every spam claims all in one.

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Amusing Spam