Juju

bq. Gollum has a new precious, my precious, and he is not going to let that fat hobbit get his filthy paws on it, will he, my precious?

Order your "precious t-shirts here":http://www.geocities.com/podhat/gollum.html.

Then there's the "iPod mini":http://www.apple.com/ipodmini/. Jeeze can that thing suck any harder? I want an iPod. I'd get an iPod mini if it had even half the storage if it was half the price. There's no way I'd spend "$249 for 4 gig":http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore?family=iPodmini when I could pay "$299 for 15 gig":http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore?family=iPod. Even if it doesn't come in candy apple pink or go all the way up to 11. Businessweek had a great article, "Jobs's Jedi-esque powers of reality dispersion":http://www.businessweek.com/print/technology/content/jan2004/tc20040175927tc056.htm?tc, indeed!